SOL 8/31 - Going to the Dentist
That dreaded six month check up
Off to the Dentist I did go
8:00 a.m. (why did I make it so early?)
Sit in the chair, Recline
Lay back, relax ?, chat ?
Open mouth - a little wider
Light in my eyes (mouth)
First this tool to prod
Then this tool to scrap
Then another to push
Rinse
And on the cleaning goes
Hmm, this tooth we've had a watch on
Doc will need to check it out
Polish
Here's Doc
Some more prodding and pushing
Some more Hmm's
We'll need to do a crown here
Put a watch on this one
That's it
Schedule your appointment
Have a nice day!
Oh yeah, pay your bill for all this "fun"!
Off to the Dentist I did go
8:00 a.m. (why did I make it so early?)
Sit in the chair, Recline
Lay back, relax ?, chat ?
Open mouth - a little wider
Light in my eyes (mouth)
First this tool to prod
Then this tool to scrap
Then another to push
Rinse
And on the cleaning goes
Hmm, this tooth we've had a watch on
Doc will need to check it out
Polish
Here's Doc
Some more prodding and pushing
Some more Hmm's
We'll need to do a crown here
Put a watch on this one
That's it
Schedule your appointment
Have a nice day!
Oh yeah, pay your bill for all this "fun"!

I love the "chat" part Judy! It always amazes me when the hygienist and doc want to have conversations with you!
ReplyDeleteMy teeth and gums hurt reading this! I laughed out loud at "some more Hmm's" You made reading about going to the dentist fun!
ReplyDeleteMy teeth and gums hurt reading this! I laughed out loud at "some more Hmm's" You made reading about going to the dentist fun!
ReplyDeleteIt's not the prodding and pushing but the bill that makes one say "ouch!" Sounds like it was almost a good check-up, except for that crown part. That one hurts the wallet even more.
ReplyDeleteWhile a visit to the dentist is not really as bad as I imagine it will be each time, it was generally worse than I imagined it would be when I was a child. Childhood memories are hard to erase - and there are no treats after the visit now!
ReplyDeleteI hate the dentist, but I always schedule it early so I don't have to miss the rest of the day!
ReplyDeleteYou've described a visit to the dentist exactly how it always goes including all the extra Hmmms and Ahhhhs. Sorry to hear about the crown.
ReplyDeleteI love how you turned a visit to the dentist into an entertaining slice! Your story was fun to read!!
ReplyDeleteOh the dentist! As I get older I have less and less tolerance for them digging around in my mouth! I just had to chuckle as I read your post. Good luck with the crown.
ReplyDeleteI dread the dentist too. :(
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